Flesh of Gods [LitRPG, Comedy, Space Whales]

When the world ended, Nathan was drinking tequila through a vuvuzela at a bonfire party. He didn't even finish the countdown. Now Earth is gone. He's saved in the nanosecond before extinction by an alien corporation, fitted with a parasitic god-fragment fused to his spine, and handed a two-hundred-year service contract he can work off by killing things. The god-fragment won't shut up. It speaks in his voice. It wants him to eat things. Punch people. Bonk. It quoted Diogenes mid-boss-fight. Nathan's weapon is a plastic horn. His build is terrible. He survives by forming a soul-bond with a baby space whale and eating alien tentacles while his team tells him to stop. In a universe that runs on extraction and exploitation, Nathan would rather understand something than kill it. That might be the most dangerous thing about him.   What to Expect: * LitRPG system with levels, stats, and terrible build decisions (think Dungeon Crawler Carl meets Vigor Mortis) * Weak-to-strong progression (heavy emphasis on the weak part) * Found family forged under alien corporate exploitation * Cosmic horror meets corporate satire * Slow, weird, very weird, extremely weird... if you finish chapter six and think "Dang, I'm loving this!" then the book is for you. If you finish chapter ten, and you're still reading, then you'll read forever.   Updates M/W/F.